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“I bought my first crystal a year ago but now I think about it everything is worse than when I started filling my home and my handbag with them.
“I’m poorer, my flat is full of clutter and I’ve got a strong feeling that when I tell people about my crystals they think I’m a weirdo with severely questionable judgement.”
Archer is now reconsidering spending so much of her money and time in coque de protection huawei p30 pro trinket shops that coque huawei p10 lite carrefour smell of sage and coque huawei g play mini are run by older hippyish ladies.
Removing a crystal from her bag, Archer continued: “This one is ‘jasper’. It cost 12 quid but my job is still rubbish and I keep going out with wnkers.”
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